We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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