I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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