we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Randomize
