me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
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You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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