Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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