I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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