Don't you send me to vm
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Randomize
