just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
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The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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