i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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