yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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