remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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