Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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