just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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