I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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