Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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