But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
id be glad to
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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