woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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