do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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