Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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