Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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