Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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