I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
