Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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