Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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