In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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