awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I have tasted many bathrooms
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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