...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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