As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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