I think I died a long time ago.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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