What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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