I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
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Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
that may or may not have been my penis.
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