i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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