found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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