tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
We were destined to go to rehab together
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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