We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Farmville is her only friend.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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