if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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