is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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