Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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