guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
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Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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