my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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