you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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