I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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