You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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