I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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