Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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