My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I need to calm my uterus...
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Randomize
