i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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