singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
two words...techno handjob
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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