You work out of a Hotel?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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