is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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