laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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