the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
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Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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