well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
ttyl tear gas
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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