Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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